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Wednesday, February 08, 2006
Funny! Ok, a friend posted a whole list of these on her blog, and I about peed laughing to these two: New Rule: When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to know in months. "27 Months." "He's two," will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really give a damn in the first place. New Rule: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass. And it translates to "beef with broccoli." The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual. You're just high.  Posted by Jodi Selander at 8:48 PM ...
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3 Comments:
HA! We're sharing quotes! I love it! I put your 'white supremacy' quote on my blog permanently -- funniest damn thing I'd seen in a long long time.
Mwah :)
HA!!!!!!!! Thats pretty funny. Yeah, I crack up at those people with chinese writing tatoos. In an episode of House, House looks at a kid with one and says "Hmm let me guess, you're trying to be different. Well, how bout you spend all night researching and studying and looking for a cure to something.. THATS different, really you're just like everyone else trying to be different with that tatoo!
I loved that...
Hey BH, too funny! I didn't see that on your blog. I love that one.
hey izzy! I just read somewhere that some guy (Justin Timberlake?) was filming a movie where he was a tattooed drug dealer, and one of his Chinese tats was for "flower pot" or something like that. So I got another chuckle out of that one.
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